The 11th Husband

Cipet I so Uncle until i took years to remember my passwords of this blog after my PC formated.

Anyway pass months I been dreaming how nice I am bachelor again and kau LUI.

Right times got an junk mail on


The 11^th Husband....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"


"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.



"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose d to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.



"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.



"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.



"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state - of- the-art method.



"Husband # 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.



"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.



"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.



"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.



"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.



" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"
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"You're with the "BolehLand GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED from head to bottom."

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