Damn 9 Long Air (chiong hei ) tag ( Part 2)

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16) Do you believe in Abortions?
I only believe in ‘Durex Natural Feelings’

17) What is your Hair colour?
See answer 10. (On Part 1)

18) Future child’s name?
Orlando (ALL-Lan-Dod in Cantonese sound cool)

19) Do you snore?
My partner says I only sore if I go for 2 round above, I don't understand why??

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Watch Japanese filming 3 Star porn movies; understand their culture why they get so horny just by playing with panties?? And love to hear the actress scream “ YAMADee YAMAdeeeeeeeeeeeeee in lives

21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No need …I hug hug my Lopor

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
I been receiving many email say I had strike lottery, the FIRST thing I need to do is deposit certain amount money to their Bank for administration charges only I entitle to get th winning money.

23) Gold or silver?
They says if have a Gold teeth look cool ..Look like shanghai Mafia..


24) Hamburger or hot dog?
Brother !! Bagi BUGER DAGING SPECIAL !!!( Malaysia Famous Hamburger- Ramli Burger, 2 beef patty and add with fry egg…Best in the WORLD)

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Banana- Monkey only eat Banana won’t die.

26) City, beach or country?
Country with mountains or hills. Every morning I can milk milk the Cow, day time I on the East Mountain, She on the West Mountain, we can sing to each other Mountain Songs..damn9 romantic

27) What was the last thing you touched?
Stupid question..sure keyboard that I am typing now..damn 9 sor hai whoever set all this questions

28) Where did you eat last?
Next to Pudu jail – Hokkien fried mee..damn9 GOOD

29) When’s the last time you cried?
Got massage from the Blinds man on my waist so pain until I cry for help. Got injure due to dancing all night at the clubbing , thinking I am still 18,22

30) Do you read blogs?
What la..I am now posting on blog la, you think I post blog and no read other people blog mei..another sor hai questions

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Even I sleep on the street, eat grass, I also wont ever dress opposite sex and go BalakangMati ( Back Lane) sell Back side

32) Ever been involved with the police?
Of course, I once a while contribute to the Policeman for their Old Age Fund, they damn polite in return greet me with “ Terima Kasih Encik, Selamat Jalan” ( Thank You Mr, Have a Safe Journey)

33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
Ask my Lopor, See shampoo I use, See Soap I just used, don’t knows the brand name and don’t care

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
Many a time I talk in the sleep sayings 4 numbers, my lopor go buy 4-ekor , sure got strike either 1^st or 2^nd Prize.
If you need money for this coming Chinese New Year do give a call to my lopor check did I say out any 4 numbers

35) Ocean or pool?
What question is this ?? OH !! I Know…KL only have Ocean Shopping Centre but POOL Shopping Centre Not Yet.. POOL Shopping from which countries??

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Damn 9 Long Air (chiong hei ) tag ( Part 1)

Latuk Ayam tag me from his Damn 9 Long Air tag, 70 question. Dunno what the Forker started this tag, looks like a mother giving Q and A for her potential son-in-law to answer in other eligible to marry her doter.
Since Latuk Ayam so blady busy also can do the tag, and i was nothing to update about, might as well bullshit this tag.

I can't finish this " Long Air " tag , will divide into 3 or 4 part and try to finish within this week as i damn 9 busy as new stock of PioMei just arrive last week and they need my warm tender care.

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
They quite mess up, never seen my old man before. I almost aborted but Mum decides to have me around. where today you guys reading my craps

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes! Many years back just started be a good citizen, waiting for my first real earning wages, few days before payday I was penniless and have to eat Maggie Mee (No eggs) and Roti Chanai for almost 3 days.

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
I was crazy of girl during my primary school and her favourites song was “ TOO MUCH HEAVEN by BEE GEES, makes me day in day out listen to this song, until one fine day I got to know she prefer my friend rather than me, and from that day onwards I don’t believe “TOO MUCH HEAVEN”

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Yeah...when I was little boy, went Shi Shi and when zip my pants, my little gugu got stuck up with the zip, one farking uncle of mine says if still can’t take out my gugu from the zip, he gonna cut off my gugu..that feeling like I gonna die

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
No more now. those days have a safety pin on my left ear

6) Favourite time of day?
Having shower in the morning, make sure gugu still intact and well

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Sure

8) Do you wear makeup?
Nope, I don’t act in drama play nor in Chinese opera, by the way I am 100 % straight

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
Yeah, implant some plastic hair into my eyebrows to make it look thick.

10) Do you colour your hair?
Thinking dyeing my hair before Chinese New Year as my hair is getting grey, Any colour suggestion?, I like Purple colour

11) What do you wear to bed?
Depend on the night what theme i gonna play, hey they says Doctor and Nurse uniform sound cool, have you try?...Teacher and student uniform ??

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
What the hell you ask me this question, you work for Police ka ? I long time no TAIKOR la, I good man la, during election I sapot BN one !

13) Can you roll your tongue?
I can’t, that why I have had hard time pronounce French and German names , sometimes saliva drip from my mouth.

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Not enough eyebrows still wanna tweeze ar ??( Look at Question 4)

15) What kind of sneakers?
Don’t ever ask me to wear “ Grass Shoes” again , I no more hutang Big Ear Hole money and I no form gang, but I intend to form Hamsup Club later, you want to join ma?