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Friday, January 26, 2007

They call me HamSUP Lo


How these canto words “Humsup” come about lei?

Niasing lately I being term as Hamsup Blogger

Buggar this month I had attended Two Blogger’s gathering. One is meeting ever Gentleman “Wuching”(titoki blog about it here ) and another last week Ah May Farewell Dinner ( Dr. Chen blog about it here ).

The Wuching Dinner Titoki again labels me as “Humsup” Lo and even she blog about me as Humpsup 007.

Titoki(right) call me Hamsup Bond, I think She more salty than me la

(Pic stole from Titoki Blog)

On Ah May dinner we were eating German Pork Knuckle, and the food was kind of salty, and one of the Blogger commented the Knuckles so salty and I being so Hamsup, I will become more “Humsup”The German pork knuckle sauce indeed taste salty
( Pic stole from Blogger Kenny Ng)

Since yesterday I had make some research on this canto “Hamsup”

Literary in Chinese Hamsup means

Ham = Salty

Sup = Watery


From the URBAN DICTIONERY explanation it says:-
1. Hamsup

Cantonese word for "perverted".

Used to describe people who have an insatiable appetite for sexually related things such as strip clubs, women, sex, and porn. These people also like to grab people in the most inappropriate places in public.

Hence the term "hamsup lo" - "perverted guy".

Fellowships of hamsup people will often refer to one another as "hamsup gor" or "perverted brother"
"Yo, could you stop being so hamsup?!?"
"That guy is such a hamsup lo, he keeps staring at those girls and sometimes he'll even grab their asses when they walk by."
"hamsup gor, what are you doing today? Going to the strip clubs again I see..."
"You've just been hamsupped!!!!"

by William Chan Feb 17, 2004


I did ask one of my So Call Sen-Kai-Lan (Mr.Know All) why use Salty Watery to term a person Sex Pervert Guy??.

1st Version he says:-

Normally those days people are Sex manic are shabby dress, bad body odour smells eying to molest or rape girls, when near them can smell a strong armpits odour smells.

Than I ask him than why “ Salty Smells”

He ask me after all day no shower and under hot sun , try ask me use my finger dig my armpit, it is watery and smell it !!! …does it have Salty Salty smells and it is watery.

Damn it “ what kind of explanation !! ..than I challenge him again with a question What it got do with Sex related ??

Than he gives me the 2nd version:-

Ask me go back make love with my Lopor ..ask me do 69 position …ask me will the taste be WET WET and SALTY ??

Damn it..No wonder I call him Mr. Sin Kai Lan…but I still believe his silly explanation, maybe anyone out there can give us a more concrete answer how this canto word “ HamSup” came about ???

I really No Hamsup la...I day day spray dedorant wor......if you no believe when you see me, please smell my armpit and see how la....hope Titoki start 1st...muawahahahahahaha !!


Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Messenger Chatting With Mr Virgin

Today out of the Blue Moon happen Yahoo Messenger Chatting with my former colleague.We knew each other many years and we still get touch through Yahoo Instant Message.
Since today lunch time I have no appointment and saw him online, just chat with him and ask how is he doing and understand he might leave his present company soon...Just wanna be a 8 Kong

What I found out he damn GOOD Man, and we Mah-Lat-Lo have our Man talk, topic interest us is SEX talk..but it damn 9 funny and I try to become "Sin Kai Lan"

I change our nickname , me known as nine3nine3 and my friend known as Mr.Virgin.The chatting mostly originally what we type..only certain words change suite you people understand :-)


Mr.Virgin(1/23/2007 12:36:50 PM): oh yah... i got job already... i gonna join XXXXX Company
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:37:27 PM): congrat !!!
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:38:00 PM): better join that company la..learn more and more future
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:38:06 PM): yup
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:38:10 PM): XXX Company can learn more

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:38:20 PM): when starting..after CNY ??
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:38:46 PM): start in Febuary
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:39:12 PM): after deducted my annual leave... so I can start work next month

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:40:17 PM): I see. good also..learn from ur present job..try to learn whatever u misses out before
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:40:33 PM): yup
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:40:37 PM): it's high time now

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:40:55 PM): my fren said they may send me to middle east this year
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:41:05 PM): hahaha
nine3nine3(1/23/2007 12:41:23 PM): there not much Happy Hour wor....u sure die

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:41:39 PM): u everydays have to Tai Fei Kei !!
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:42:03 PM): I everyday ta fei kei also la... LOL

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:42:08 PM): i where got find hooker one?
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:42:45 PM): wei….u can get girl fren la ..buggar u must be now play play until enough only settle down ka ?

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:43:12 PM): wat play play?
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:43:29 PM): play play hooker or girl fren la

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:43:29 PM): i still a virgin... where got play play?

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:44:15 PM): still virgin ar ..I see...sure ??...I see...............
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:44:18 PM): Hahahahahha OMG OMG..hhahah

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:44:40 PM): i know u sure laugh one !
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:44:44 PM): not many not believe it
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:44:49 PM): lanjio u still virgin !!
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:44:58 PM): maybe ur ass hole virgin la

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:45:19 PM): TFK got lah
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:45:30 PM): masuk lubang chebye never la... u say leh?
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:46:07 PM): buggar u have not see or felt Chebye..i wonder how your TFK like hor ??

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:46:45 PM): u mean the girl do TFK with u or u ownself do ??
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:49:17 PM): i DIY lah
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:49:38 PM): last time my ex did TFK for me lah... so stupid dunno fire in the hole that time
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:49:39 PM): LOL
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:49:58 PM): u really Sor Hai la......

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:50:09 PM): did u TFK for her too ??
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:50:11 PM): i was scare ma
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:50:18 PM): that one i did la

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:50:26 PM): how old are you than ?
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:50:36 PM): 30
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:51:11 PM): OMG..30 only you do that ar??..myself 15 olidi start doing that loh
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:51:23 PM): =_=

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:51:25 PM): u all do in car ar...hahaha
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:51:40 PM): in room la

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:52:06 PM): wei...so you know how Girl cum like or not ??
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:52:41 PM): watery one lor...
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:52:44 PM): not meh?
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:52:46 PM): I think that Girl must be damn TULAN with u...give u ride u also don't want
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:53:07 PM): watery...maybe la..watery is ready for u to poke in la

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:53:23 PM): yah.. she damn tulan
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:53:41 PM): when she cum..maybe her body shake shake...or holding something tight like that la

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:54:00 PM): Wei….u really a GOOD GUY la
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:54:09 PM): nolah
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:54:12 PM): im a stupid guy
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:54:23 PM): mahai..if I got sister I sure recomen her to u
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:54:29 PM): LOL
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:54:31 PM): no need la

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:54:40 PM): she sure tulan with me also
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:54:46 PM): no la..you not stupid la...u just Sor Hai la.....kakaka
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:54:54 PM): wakakakkaa i admit

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:55:02 PM): serious note...you really Good guy la
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:55:09 PM): now hor... if got chance i sure not let go one
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:55:16 PM): wei..why u no go hooker ??
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:55:22 PM): nop
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:55:31 PM): i feel uncomfortable with it
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:55:47 PM): u want this virgin for your future Lopor ar ??
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:55:48 PM): last time got contractor belanja me that... in the end do nothing
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:55:58 PM): the contractor diew me teruk teruk... LOL
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:56:14 PM): better no go la to hooker...u just playing Sex Toy la
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:56:23 PM): yalah... safe

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:56:46 PM): i really plan to save my virgin to my lou poh
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:56:54 PM): Brother..u dont worry la..sex is only part of it...i believe u sure get good wife

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:57:23 PM): hope when u get married u dont go start play play ..than it worst
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:58:17 PM): lol

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:58:26 PM): If u really save ur Virgin for ur Lopor..later find out your Lopor not virgin..how u felt hor ??
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:58:29 PM): dun worry... im not a womanizer

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:58:43 PM): i dun mind that....
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:58:53 PM): now days wan to find a virgin gal is impossible

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:59:14 PM): Mahai..Cipet...I Really VOTE YOU THE BEST VIRGIN MAN I ever knows

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:59:28 PM): love is not look at virgin or not
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 12:59:44 PM): i save my virgin coz i wanna let my wife know how i loyal to her

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 12:59:45 PM): wait..i check with my lopor see who her relative daughter still not married
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:00:12 PM): LOL... no need so susah lah

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:00:20 PM): i leave it to fate
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:00:28 PM): got then got lor... talak then let it be la

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:00:38 PM): Wei...u make me terrible la.....i so Bad before get married..now my tears on my left eye

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:00:48 PM): im not hunger for a gal... im hunger for good music la…... kekekekeke

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:06:04 PM): u damn good guy la
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:06:13 PM): haiyahhh... good no use la

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:06:16 PM): u consider 1st man I meet so damn GOOD

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:06:20 PM): rugi so many years already... LOL
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:06:27 PM): no rugi la

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:06:45 PM): play 1000 women but no Love for what
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:06:49 PM): sometimes i really think dat... y i did like this?

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:07:01 PM): nolah... at least try once ok mah..
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:07:05 PM): Hooker day day let people laid..u think they enjoy

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:07:17 PM): they also numb lah
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:07:40 PM): that time they read paper n u just cucuk... then they ask... finish ledi or not?

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:07:41 PM): LOL
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:09:01 PM): lol

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:09:08 PM): but pity them la
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:09:17 PM): they also a survivor la

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:09:17 PM): they also human being la
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:09:23 PM): need to survive
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:09:31 PM): wat to do?

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:09:47 PM): is the same la...every day u Fuck different girl..after 1 week u wanna puke

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:10:05 PM): yalah
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:10:11 PM): everyday take eggs with Guinness also sure DIE
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:10:58 PM): yalah... sex is just a part of life... not like breathing u must take it 24 hours

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:11:34 PM): the most difficult is we man diew our lopor day in day out...and have to maintain the Love and the relationship

Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:11:56 PM): i can see that
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:11:57 PM): well..after all Sex is only part of building a good relationship

nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:12:15 PM): wei..u says go lunch..go la
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:12:40 PM): huh?
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:12:54 PM): u say u got to go ?
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:12:59 PM): nolah
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:13:09 PM): i had lunch ledi
nine3nine3 (1/23/2007 1:13:17 PM): ok..i go la
(1/23/2007 1:13:19 PM): hahaha
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:13:29 PM): hahahha
Mr.Virgin (1/23/2007 1:13:30 PM): ok...