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Monday, February 05, 2007

Damn 9 Long Air (chiong hei ) tag ( Part 1)

Latuk Ayam tag me from his Damn 9 Long Air tag, 70 question. Dunno what the Forker started this tag, looks like a mother giving Q and A for her potential son-in-law to answer in other eligible to marry her doter.
Since Latuk Ayam so blady busy also can do the tag, and i was nothing to update about, might as well bullshit this tag.

I can't finish this " Long Air " tag , will divide into 3 or 4 part and try to finish within this week as i damn 9 busy as new stock of PioMei just arrive last week and they need my warm tender care.

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
They quite mess up, never seen my old man before. I almost aborted but Mum decides to have me around. where today you guys reading my craps

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes! Many years back just started be a good citizen, waiting for my first real earning wages, few days before payday I was penniless and have to eat Maggie Mee (No eggs) and Roti Chanai for almost 3 days.


3) Do you believe in Heaven?
I was crazy of girl during my primary school and her favourites song was “ TOO MUCH HEAVEN by BEE GEES, makes me day in day out listen to this song, until one fine day I got to know she prefer my friend rather than me, and from that day onwards I don’t believe “TOO MUCH HEAVEN”


4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Yeah...when I was little boy, went Shi Shi and when zip my pants, my little gugu got stuck up with the zip, one farking uncle of mine says if still can’t take out my gugu from the zip, he gonna cut off my gugu..that feeling like I gonna die


5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
No more now. those days have a safety pin on my left ear

6) Favourite time of day?
Having shower in the morning, make sure gugu still intact and well

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Sure

8) Do you wear makeup?
Nope, I don’t act in drama play nor in Chinese opera, by the way I am 100 % straight

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
Yeah, implant some plastic hair into my eyebrows to make it look thick.

10) Do you colour your hair?
Thinking dyeing my hair before Chinese New Year as my hair is getting grey, Any colour suggestion?, I like Purple colour


11) What do you wear to bed?
Depend on the night what theme i gonna play, hey they says Doctor and Nurse uniform sound cool, have you try?...Teacher and student uniform ??


12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
What the hell you ask me this question, you work for Police ka ? I long time no TAIKOR la, I good man la, during election I sapot BN one !

13) Can you roll your tongue?
I can’t, that why I have had hard time pronounce French and German names , sometimes saliva drip from my mouth.

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Not enough eyebrows still wanna tweeze ar ??( Look at Question 4)

15) What kind of sneakers?
Don’t ever ask me to wear “ Grass Shoes” again , I no more hutang Big Ear Hole money and I no form gang, but I intend to form Hamsup Club later, you want to join ma?


10 comments:

ah nel said...

u gv me good idea to hv snickers...i need to run from ah long...

aceone118 said...

See ..say U hamsap you dun believe now U wan to form hamsap club.!! kekeke

Wuching said...

i'll join ur hamsup club!

Sin Ling said...

can know nine3nine4 better... :D

LP said...

waiting for part 2, 3, 4......

me said...

don't know which word real, which word bluff also.

Ianfluenza said...

wah gugu got stuck...

Jonzz said...

Wah, I want to see 'Grass shoes'. Got any pictures?

Cocka Doodle said...

Wah....ho yeh! Well done! Now you still owe me 55 answers. LOL

Nine3 Nine 3 said...

ah nel- u no need wear grass shoes la, I the Big Ear Hole Taikor..i ask them no need chase u la

AceOne-Good Idea You our Seacher..looking for more PioMei la

Wuching- You Can't la..Your Lopor skin you 99

SinLing- Know me better I am a Hamsup lo ar??...lol

Ian- Damn pain nhor..the gugu skin need a week ok ..think back also sked

Jozz- Haha..u can make yourself, just get old long dry grass and make it la

LP- You see olidi you don't tell my Hainan Lopor ar !!

LengLui(ME)- All Real one la..no bluff bluff la

Cocka- Cipt, make me simply bluff