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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Fwd Email:CHINESE+ENGLISH = CHINGLISH

My office friend laugh and laugh when she saw her email just now, so i ask her what about she laugh so terrible. She say she recieve a forwarded email regarding how we Malaysian/Singaporen talk English to GweiLo.Ask her to forward the email she recieved to me.

Luckly she don't know I have a blog, buggar if she knows the way I write and worst than that email, she sure start laughing non-stop until year 29.

By the way if you all knows who I am dont tell my office people ar! or I no fren you all.

The forwarded email:-

This is hilarious... even an Englishman could notconstruct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and S ingaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I ru n until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 elev en and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

12 comments:

Ah Pek said...

wahahaha!!!!!!

Helen said...

This is challenging!! I know another person who can probably do something like that.... Ah Pek.

I bet that bugger can write a poetry using numbers!! lol

Joyce said...

Hahaaaa... i didnt know that numerics can speak so well in English too !!!

said...

Hahahaa..this is so creative!

93~94 said...

Ah pek:- if master of funny poem find this funny than must be good

Helen:- Who knows the original author is Ah pek himself

Joyces:- I believe this numberic meanings all derives from sms culture

Sexlylulu:- Thanks for droping by my blog, I also find your blog very creative

Kelly said...

I repeated this over lunch today with my colleagues, had all of them laughing like crazy , and
almost forgotten to pay for the food too !

see so effective leh..
thanks for sharing !

ChiM ChiM said...

10 4 d veli farnee post. you better 5 dit post more. *LOL*

hope it keeps coming dude. Cheers~!~!~!

King's wife said...

hahaaa...like that also can.

elaine said...

aiyoyoooo... the nos. can run fwd and go backwd also . This is so funny !

no need to take dinner tonite cos "siew tol pow " already jor !

tracie said...

You sooo clever .........
Engrish so good cos can speaking like this!

i veli the admire you !!!

(LOL)

smashpOp said...

fuiyoh................. good one.. lol.

manglish.. chinglish.. or broken english.. watever it is.. it rox!

Anonymous said...

This old joke. Heard it many years back oledi.