1. Stop talking Cock next year but talk more Bull next year. Bullshit stories can hide the truth one.
2. Go back to Gym to keep my body in good shape. Just in case being caught in lokap I can do the squatting exercise and if people film me, my body look sure look fit fit in naked so no scare if my naked body being shows around the world. Maybe can get more girl lump me !
3. Stop laughing at Mr. Samy every time see his picture or hear his name.
4. Stop asking ladies their age and say 'Lee Fatt Fook Jor Wor'.
5. When with my group of friends pay money to Mamak ,must at the same time use my handphone calculator to do my own calculation on the drinks and food.
6. No more buying New Handphone weeks before Chinese New Year.The price all up one.
7. Don’t be so stupid again after watching popular TV drama than go to that country ending up seeing Two Cat One Dog.
8. Times is bad must save monies, even making handphone call must save monies. If want to call somebody just give them miss call(one ring must put down phone) than expect them call me back.
9. I must remember that life is not about how fast I run, or how high I climb, but how well I pretend I don’t know. No more let people take me up to the Table.If people say I stupid spend them eat 'Roost Goose'
10. Everyday see King Kong DVD Movie again and again. Analysis how come a Big Ugly Ape fight like a sumo wrestler got beautiful women love one , as for me how come I more handsome than him still no women Love me one.Should I take a lady go KL Bukit Antrabangsar see sunset together ????
25 comments:
This is a very good post... !!!
You had me laughing so hard early in the morning
by the time i read point (10), i almost fallen off
from my chair.
BRAVO !!!
lol funny shit.
Yr resolutions are all achieveable...
lemme know when u do your naked squats...
Nice new year resolution.
All the tasks are so challenging especially no. 1. Bullshitting also need long term hard training one ler...
lol.. hilarious resolution
no 8 good tips
Bloody hell Desmond Wong!!!! You had me in stitches lar wei...
Thanks so much for the laughs. PLEASE DO NOT stop blogging and entertaining lar.
I wish you... continued good health,great joy to spread to others in the New Year.
Keep it up Bro!!!
Hi Desmond,
This is another "mou tak teng". I salute to you too.
PLSE DON'T STOP BLOGGING ..
You are such a wonderful person !
Your blogs always bring lots of laugh & humour to all your readers here. ( bloggers, commentators, and many silent readers too).
God Bless You. Have a good year ahead !!!
Lin Peh wish you all your chi-bye resolutions all cum thru. Happy new year ! Gong Xi Fa Chai !
hahahahahaha!!! good one sial ! happy new year !!!
Happy new year.
lovely post
happy new year play 3 play 4
Joyce
Luckly u no fall down..dont think X'mas over u dont have to party on New year eves .
Thanks Joyce
James
Thanks
She's Jess
I sure do one and now start doing jor.
king Wife
Aiyo yo ..let me keep fit fit first la
Survon
For us might need traning but seems like the people on the top top easy thing to do for them
Passing By
I must do No 8 bcoz i can save money buy myself a private jet mai
PK
Wah !!! I so happty wor ..U just call me Brother..I got a aiya mui mui jor.
I also wish u Year Year Got Today..Age Age Got This morning and You Think What Got What
Elaine
You got drink Mou Tak Teng herbal drink in Petaling Street b4 mai?..Now got open a new one in Mid-Vally..kekeke
Thanks a lot for your encouragement..and God bless u too
Lin Peh
My Brotherhood I not yet put Chi bye Resolution than where got cum one!..Every year I put I cannot get wor so this year dont want to put.There say if u want it cannot get but If u dont want it sure come and get.
U Sor Lo not yet 2006 new year wish me Kong Hee Fatt Choy.
Wingz
Wa my SiFu also hahahaha.Thanks sifu and Happy New Year to u too.
If Lin Peh do Chinese New Year Blogger singing , this time u must sing one..your voice damn lump
PinPin
Thanks PinPin and happy new Year to u too
Ah Ming
This post I no say Love Love wor
Thanks and Happy New Year to u too
wuah sifu ?? who who? where where ?? dun put me in table wei ... if not i will use your no.9 resolution "If people say I stupid spend them eat 'Roost Goose'" Bin kor wah ngo sor, ngo cheng hui sek siu ngor! lol
Oops, that was from me.
Winqz
ofcoz u la, my sifu.U of the most funny blogger in our bolehland.So much fun u have give us. If u want to spend me Roost Goose take me to Taman Shamelin cheras.
Jomel ?? from you??
what happened to my post??? I had posted a comment to wish you HAPPY NEW YEAR but I forgot to type in my Name.
I was saying, Yes, you should bring the lady to Bkt Ant to watch the sunsets. :)
Funnie shit.!
Good one!!! Everybody knows how we easily forget our pledges. If you are serious, I propose you put up some pics of your body before gym and after gym. LOL Like that, You'll have to stick to you gym sessions lar!!
You cannot find girls meh?? Who ask you to dig those 38D cup gwai mooi?? Back in M'sia where got 38-D?? (unless AH Kua) :-P
Have a Smashing Happy New Year!
Have a Smashing Happy New Year!
Wingz
Hiya u my sifu la
JoMel
Haha midnight go see KL Fireworks
Happy New Year to u JoMael
Cho Cho
A r u cho cho train ar/. Aiya new year no shit la, anyway thanks a lot
Helen
Wa u very cleaver dig dig and make me show my body..lol
This past days u hilang seems like so quite.Haha I think we miss u badly lor.
Malaysia girl got 38d cup one
JoeC.
You have a great Year too JoeC
Bro!!!! hheheeh! Let's hope year 2006 will be a good run for us ALL!
Think wat, got wat... warrrrrhhh I like that one.. heheh!
Actually, let's make it a step further... WANT WAT, GOT WAT... OK mou?
Update your blog lar ... miss u!
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