Christmas Dance Carol

Wishing everyone Merry Christmas

Chinese Wisdom on "Man O Man"

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Man, O Man!

沒錢的時候，養豬；

有錢的時候，養狗。

When you are without money, you keep pigs;

When you have money, you keep dogs.

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；

有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

When you are without money, you eat at home with your wife;

When you have money, you dine in fine restaurants.

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車;

有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

When you are without money, you move around on a bicycle;

When have money, you ride an exercise bicycle.

沒錢的時候,想結婚；

有錢的時候,想離婚。

When you are without money, you wish to get married;

When have money, you wish to get divorced.

沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書；

有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。

When you are without money, your wife becomes your secretary;

When you have money, the secretary becomes your wife.

沒錢的時候,假裝有錢；

有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。

When you are without money, you act like a rich man;

When you have money, you act like a poor man.

人 啊，都不講實話：

Man, O Man, one never tells the truth:

說股票是毒品，都在玩；

說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；

Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

說美女是禍水，都想要；

說高處不勝寒，都在爬；

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；

說天堂最美好，都不去!!!

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking in them;

Says heaven is good but refuses to go there.

過去把第一次留給丈夫；

現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

In the past, women give men their virginity;

Now, women gives men their newborn and run.

鄉下早晨雞叫人，

城裡晚上人叫雞；

In the rural area, chickens call and men wake up;

In the cities, men call for chickens.

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，

新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

In the past, famous actresses would not sell their bodies;

Now, actresses sell their bodies to get famous

人生是什麼?

What is life about?

1 歲時出場亮相

At one, YOU are the top priority

10 歲時功課至上

At ten, academic excellence is the top priority

20 歲時春心盪漾

At twenty, getting laid is the top priority

30 歲時職場對抗

At thirty, a good career is top priority

40 歲時身材發胖

At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority

50 歲時打打麻將

At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority

60 歲時老當益壯

At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70 歲 時 常常 健忘

At seventy, remembering something is top priority

80 歲時搖搖晃晃

At eighty, moving around is top priority

90 歲時迷失方向

At ninety, knowing directions is top priority

100 歲時掛在牆上

At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

祝大家愉快，好好做人!

Wishing you all happiness! Be good!

9394 dancing post : Robot dances

Winner of Talent 2008 Denmark - Robot Boys.

One the best Robot/Pumping Dances I seen so far




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9394 dancing Post : Thriller - At Wedding Party

Seems a lot wedding party came out with MJ Thriller. Check out youtube you find many.
I pick tow for my reference:-

This one seems the original and even MJ added this video as his favorites at youtube:



Dance by Girls only, wondering where the guys?:


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9394 dancing Post : Thriller - Dancing at Public Spots

There many video on youtube on MJ Thriller dancing at the public place or even a competition created last year . 3 video I like :

Thriller in a Phone Shop


Thriller at China Town


Thriller at Bus Stop


Maybe one day I will create a dance video such as " Thriller at Massage Parlor "or much trill "Thriller at Funeral Parlor"
Anyone wanna join me to create this dance ???


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9394 dancing Post : Thriller - 1,500 inmates of Philippines Prison Group Dance

1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice Michael Jackson thriller.



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9394 dancing Post : Thriller - The Tamil Style

When you are moody , please watch this two video, it might help to lighten your day

With English lyrics





With Chinese lyrics



Look like the Indian actor dance silly, but I still admire his acting and the amazing Indian movie cultural

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9394 dancing Post : Thriller

The Original by Late King of Pop :-




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In Memories of Fah La Ford Set

2/2/1947 - 25/6/2009

The passing of Farrah Fawcett brings a lot memories of the poster during the late 70's and 80's. The Farrah Fawcett poster consider one of the last iconic pinup images of the 20th century, as is not only popular in the US , but the world, Malaysia no exception. Seems this poster sold more than 12 million copies.

Some of my funny nostalgia of Farrah during my teen:-

1. Can't pronnouce her name , so we use to call her in Cantonese 'Fah La Ford Set'



2. Boy A : Wa ! your room also got Fah La Ford Set Poster ar
Boy B : I have few more la, my sister in her room also got
Boy A : So when you 'Da Fei Key' you look at it ar ??
Boy B : sure la..
Boy A: arkkkkk.. I won't touch the poster la



3. Every where you can find this poster, especially the hair saloon

4. Poster can be buy from Glass shop, Bus Stand shop, Book Shop and pasar malam

5. I known a girl her name call Ah Fah, and change her western name Farrah

6. Boy A :- She so ugly , pay me I also won't TIU her la
Boy B :- Never mind la..you use Farrah Fawcett poster cover her face la


7. Boys boost about his new girl friend

Boy A : Last night party at Wingz house got find any girls ma ?
Boy B : Got !!
Boy A : Wa !! How she look like?
Boy B : More sexy than Farrah Fawcett.



8. Boy A interested a beautiful girl

Boy A : How nice this girl can become my girlfriend
Boy B : You think you are six million dollar man
(FARRAH FAWCETT's ex-husband LEE MAJORS who star in a very popular 70's TV series Six Million Dollar Man)


9. Boy A insulting a girl

Boy A : Behind hair style looks like FF, in front look like my grandmother.



10. Girls at swimming pool site and pose like the poster will ask her friend does she look like FF.


Thanks Farrah
Goodbye and May you Rest in Peace

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9394 dancing Post : Moon Walk

IMO This dance the best of the century :-


Thanks Mick for the great dance you created

Rest In Peace Mick

9394 dancing Post : Group Dancing By Shanghai Chinese Boys

This one of my favorite, group dancing for a company dinner in Shanghai , China. Look sissy but well choreography

Enjoy:-





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Dancing Matt

Dancing Matt, admire his dreams, his adventure in the form of universal body messages "Dancing".He is great !!
Check out his websites :http://www.stridegum.com/

This is What we call Dancing

This video clip makes my day, enjoy :-



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9393 Lancing in EastChina

Being a while did not blog, lately too busy with works, sorry for not updating.

Last Christmas Holiday with my family in East China and did a Dancing video together my 6 years son Ricky and 12 years Ellie.

Hope you have a good laugh




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