Man, O Man!
When you are without money, you keep pigs;
When you have money, you keep dogs.
When you are without money, you eat at home with your wife;
When you have money, you dine in fine restaurants.
When you are without money, you move around on a bicycle;
When have money, you ride an exercise bicycle.
When you are without money, you wish to get married;
When have money, you wish to get divorced.
When you are without money, your wife becomes your secretary;
When you have money, the secretary becomes your wife.
When you are without money, you act like a rich man;
When you have money, you act like a poor man.
Man, O Man, one never tells the truth:
Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking in them;
Says heaven is good but refuses to go there.
In the past, women give men their virginity;
Now, women gives men their newborn and run.
In the rural area, chickens call and men wake up;
In the cities, men call for chickens.
In the past, famous actresses would not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses sell their bodies to get famous
What is life about?
At one, YOU are the top priority
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
At twenty, getting laid is the top priority
At thirty, a good career is top priority
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority
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At seventy, remembering something is top priority
At eighty, moving around is top priority
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
Wishing you all happiness! Be good!