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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Know your GEOGRAPHY



GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. ·

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to be the winner in trade.·

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. ·

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. ·

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. ·

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to meeting new people.·

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:

Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a Prick


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1 comment:

wuching said...

HAHAHAHAHA..thats a good one Roger!