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Sunday Morning went back my PJ home town with one of my childhood friend ‘Siew Mean Fu’(Smiling Tigar Face) went for Yam Cha(drink tea)Both of us from same town and together we had contributed a lot of nuisance to the society.
Both of us now have a proper decent job now, those days we does a lot Pimp Moon activities.
While we enjoying our dim sum we talk about our present situation, even both of us earning just enough for a little saving we are very much happy. He told me last week someone ask him organise few stalls sell pirate dvd because next week is a festival session, lots of enforcement ppl balik kampong but he decline the business offer telling them he had decided not to involve no more. Maybe now he is married with two kids, Now he works as sub –contractors.
They are many stories why we change, maybe I will blog later more my past deed.
But one thing we never change when we talk to each other are the 4 Cantonese letter words. We enjoy using Cantonese swearing.
Friendly canto vulgarities a MUST such as :-
dew Lia Sing( F**k you till up)
Sor Hai (Silly pussy)
Hai Yan( pussy ppl)
Hai Lon (pussy hole)
Sor Lang(silly dick)
Lang Tau(dick head)
Choon Dau ( testicles)
Hu Ham Jak ( Go suck dick)
Ham Lan (Suck dick)
Mai Hai ( muther pussy)
Fa Hai (flower pussy)
Chow Fa Hai (Smelly flower pussy)
Hai Lat (Pussy drops-mean die die or something wrong)
Mei Hai (what pussy just like WTF)
Lei Gon Mei Lan( What the F**k you talking)
Lang See (Dick Shit)
Lang See Lang Yong (Face like Dick Shits mean Arrogant Look
or just by LCLY )
See Fart ( Buttock)
See Fart Long (Asshole)
Many many more…………
Mild swearing without sex organ term:-
Pok Kai Yau( drop on the street – bankruptcy)
Lia Sing (from dew lia sing with just u up)
Lee Lo Mei( your old things –lo mei is kind of Cantonese small eat food)
Ding Lee Lo Fa( poke your old liver)
Ding ( Poke).
Pak Poh (Bitch)
Ham Sup Poh ( Horny women)
Ham Sup Lo (Horny man)
Lee Hu Sei La ( You go and die)
Sei Yan Tou ( Dead Head)
G Thou Peng ( Pig Head )
Sek Si All Fan,Yum liew All Thong(eat shit-shit rice/drink urine piss soup. Mean dumb)
Hu Sek See ( Go eat shit)
Yak Chiew (Eat Banana)
Or some time replace those vulgar with a ‘Q;
Example: What the F**k -> What the ‘Q’
This days I don’t use much of this vulgarities despite some of my client speak more tera vulgar. But funny when meet up any buddies of mine this kinds of language will at least occupy 30 % of our conversation. I have few good friend such as lawyer, doctors ..haha we still use this swearing, maybe it kind of way make us closer in our friendly talk.
But never never use this , they are very real bad only for really angry:
diew Lee Lo Mo ( F your muther)
diew Lee Lo Mo Far Hai ( F your Muther Flower crab*)
Lee Lo Mo Chow Far Hai (Your muther smelly Flower crab*)
* Flower Crab means bad pussy
Ham Ka Chan ( All Family die, but no vulgarites but is a very sick swearing)
Ham Ka Fu Kai ( Same as the above All Family Die but this words is actually means bleasing to family )
Ham Ka Ling ( Similar as above)
Something on Ham Ka is consider bad.
While we were enjoying drinking Chinese tea with Smiling Tiger Face we recall a very funny incident when we were only about 16 years old:-
We were drinking teh tarik at mamak stalls together with friends around our age.
As usual we we swear a lot Diew here Diew there Ma here Ma there, than an old man( about 60 years old )sit next to our table suddenly scolded us:
Oldman:- DEW LIA SING SIA MANN CHA KUNM KUA LANG HOW
( F**K YOUR UP SMALL CHILDREN SO COCK BAD MOUTH)
We all : Kept quite but dare not laugh( but after he leave we laugh until we die lo)
If you want to hear some kau kau cantonese swearing online go Yahoo chat room - Regional -> China -> either Hong Kong 1 ,2 / China 3,4,8.Sometime can hear swearing between US Chinese vs Europe Chinese vs Vietnamese vs Hongkie vs even Malaysian