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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

I also want a COOL NAME man

Very hard trying to stop smoking for this past 3 days,now I only smoke 5 stick a day.As tonight I lazy lazy at home watching TV, my good friend Fei-Jai (Fatty boy) sms me go mamak for supper, I call him say:- ‘What la day day mamak last Saturday Mamak watch football ,today 8.30am Breakfast mamak, 10am mamak, 3pm mamak, 6pm mamak now mamak again! You think I got own mamak money-ar !. I hungry also, why don’t we go ‘SS2 Wai Sek Kai’ as long time no eat Hong Kong Pig Long Powder and ABC(air batu campur), I come now pick you up.

At 11pm SS2 Wai Sek Kai still many people eating, no wonder so many Private Hospital here and there open bcoz people sick here sick there as night night b4 sleep must eat or cannot sleep , supper like sleeping pills

When I was eating shiok shiok someone from behind Wallop my back until I puke Pig Long Powder out. I almost want to take a chair beside me and hit this buggar who hit my back than I hear a familiar voice, “WONG TAI SWEE where the Q you have gone and long time no see” This buggar is my primary school friend name TAN KEE KOK.
“Ding Lee Lo Fay I always here in PJ as you the one dunno disappeared where, wah!! now I see you c-smart-wor, some more you got a LengLui beside-u-wor”. I was really surprise he look so different as those days he day day only wear T-shirt ,dirty jeans and slippers but now he look like Hong Kong film star.

I again ask him “TAN KEE KOK you Fatt-Dat- Jor Ar ?....before I could continue ask him he interrupts me and pass me a name card, ‘CALVIN TAN’ and full time in direct selling business . “‘Call me CALVIN TAN and my friend name ‘ELLEMAY KHOO’ I can’t speak to you now as I got to take Ellemay back home,please call me and catch up old times.


Even Fei-Jai was impressed 2, asking who the Q is he?,why so L.C.L.Y?
Just now in my room do a quick check balance on myself. Thinking how come till now I still one stick ,could it be my look….but Fei-Jai once says I more handsome than him so could not be my look, …am I really Ah Beng?..may be I still not “IN” yet?. I should not use this name Wong Tat Swee maybe sound so Beng . I should find an English name for myself just like TAN KEE KOK with a cool name ‘CALVIN’.A name must have Gaya (Gaya mesti ada,Kalah tak apa).With a Gaya name not only can Kau Lui but also got class the English name on the business name card just like CALVIN TAN.


What name lei? JACKY Chan?, ANDY Lau?, STEPHEN Chow? Or BRAD Pitt, TOBEY Maguire, TOM Cruise…NO No No I must not copy Hong Kong/Hollywood favorite film star name later girls think I copy cat. Football star like DAVID Beckham, FRANK Lampard, THIERRY Henry , STEVEN Gerrard..e~~~No No No bcoz I not 12 years old dreaming play like David Beckham taking free kick but always shoot areoplane.So errr So what name lei?

How about this few name and as I think along-
*MICHAEL Wong- cannot la in Chinese say ‘Sell Chicken’
*SIMON Wong – so no la in Chinese ‘DIE also ASK’
*KENNY Wong- sound like Hokkian KAN NE
*ROGER WONG- later ppl call ROJAK
*ERIC Wong- no la sound like AH LEK.

Aiyo how come all name also cannot, is its finding a English name so hard mei??.
I got an idea !! Why don’t call myself DESMOND WONG. Desmond sound like Diamond as I want to become Diamond in my life .You see I day day now work hard just like day day polish a raw diamond that more you rub the more it shine. If I put this DESMOND name I can at least remind me I gonna become a Diamond one day.


Yuppi..I think I got a name for myself ,2moro ask my office fren and Fei-Jai see what they think. Goodnight and look for Uncle Chow and maybe her daughter also change a English name call “Ruby”…..KeKekeke...Diamond and Ruby better than Ah beng and Ah Lian

93~94

13 comments:

kruy® said...

Way to go Desmond Wong, add oil add oil!

May you find your Ruby one day :)

kruy® said...

Eh make sure you also create a new email with your new English name, like that more "in" mah... hehe..

dupi said...

lol Desmond Wong you really funnie

botakchek said...

desmond wong tat swee can i bee urs flen? urs ingrish not veli good, my ingrish olso is not veli good but i tink my ingrish is more lauya then urs. urs ingrish betta than me. soli ah paiseh, i bo tak chek one. hopes u can stil be my flens.

i olso wan kool kool names like u desmond wong. but u oleady chuse tat diamond names so i kannot chuse tat names liau. lecommend me a names can? i like tis futbol man his names is the hosei-moringho. i likes tat names becoss i olso wan to bee hosei like him wan. then ppls see mee they wil say i veli hosei hosei olso. wat u tink??? pls reply me ok desmond wong ok pls.

Nine3 Nine 3 said...

Kruy- u oso add oil.Cannot change my email la as need to inform alot ppl wor.

Botakchek-Wahaha I not alone wor as u also like that.
How about Gerrard 4 u?.Kool wor call u J-Lat, and we two sing ' We'll never Walk Alone' as both of us sor sor d

Anonymous said...

tHANKS ! ...
you blog is such a good read ...

good start for the day !

botakchek said...

Desmond Wong tankiu veli veli mush for urs reply. me is like urs lecomendashion veli mush. J-Lat is a veli kool kool names. hosei moringho is kool butt i thinks J-Lat is more the koolest in tis world man!!! me is lucky got a flens like you Desmond Wong. one day wee goes kalaoke and sing 'We'll neber walks alone' like you say. we 2 sor sor d bo tak chek ppls is koolest ppls wif kool names!! :)

boo_licious said...

Thanks for dropping by my blog. I had fun reading your blog. By the way, from a girl's point of view, it is true they prefer names like Desmond Wong rather than the chinese name as they say it is too Ah Pek/Beng like.Good luck on the name change and I hope you strike a leng lui soon.

PK said...

hello Desmond!!!
u is the damn farnee guy la...got intro from minishorts the lenglui.
ken I link u and ask my frens all to read u oso arh?

enjoy ur week ah Desmond.

Anonymous said...

Desmond's a good name. Good that u thk from many point of views. Must choose name with good ye tau... Keep on blogging.

Nine3 Nine 3 said...

PK: ofcoz and thks

PK said...

:)

Blah_Blah said...

so silly and funny.Keep up Desmond :-)